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Up the Fingerprints!
Down the Footprints!
Money! Money! Money!
Congratulations on your decision to leave Academia.
Tea
There's nothing a good cup of tea can't solve.
Sorry I slept through your seminar.
I was up very late doing a very important experiment.
Sorry you got Scooped.
This should not negate the pride you feel for your hard work.
Commiserations on your Degree
Now you are qualified for a select number of specialized positions.
1/1
Commiserations
sardonically honest academic greeting cards
Julia Richards - Concept
Eli Avenue - Illustrator
Joe Swift - digital manipulation
To purchase cards:
->email me (better deal)
->or use Cafe Press
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